BONNY BABIES COMPETITION |
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If you're gonna tell a mother that her child isn't the most beautiful baby on the planet - you're a braver man than I. |
MISS CHE CHE COMPETITION |
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I think No.20 fancies the photographer. |
There's something suspicious about the
hair |
FANCY DRESS |
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You can make your own captions up. |
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BALL GAMES in the BALLROOM |
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Immediately, you can see why it's called 'ball' games. |
This lady used to be the shooter on the school netball team. |
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I think the lady at the back needs a bucket. |
Auditions for the part of a pantomime horse. |
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Redcoat Doc
thinking: |
The campers about to start praying for rain, at the Sunday morning "Meet the Redcoats." It worked every time. |
THE LUCKY DIP SHOW |
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Don't know why
this bloke is wearing a blindfold. |
I could understand
it if this girl had asked for |
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You can actually SEE what he's thinking, can't you. |
MISS PERSONALITY |
MISS SHE |
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No.2 came in her school uniform. |
Remember when trouser suits and flareds were all the rage? |
MR & MRS |
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Ever had a threesome? |
And the same question to couple No.3 |
OLDE TYME MUSIC HALL |
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PIG
& WHISTLE BAR
L-R: Dave Thomas (Chairman) - Steve Hackworth (Singing waiter OR butcher??), Nat King (Singer), Dot Daniels and Doreen Bull (Soubrettes). |
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This is where Michael Jackson got the idea for "Thriller" from. |
DONKEY DERBY OWNERS and JOCKEYS |
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MOTHER & CHILD |
FATHER & SON |
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These three
contestants didn't catch on that |
The bloke in 3rd
place had the right idea with |
BUTLIN'S GOT TALENT |
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The winners of the Talent Show |
You always get the nutters in the earlier round, don't you. |
SPORTS DAY |
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Let's stare out the photographer |
Typical British workmen - two doing the legwork, and six watching. |
JUNIOR TARZAN |
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It just proves
that, if you've got a good physique, getting
your shirt off will attract the girls. (I walk around in an overcoat.) |
Must have been a
cold day. |
MASTER MOD for 14 and 15 year olds |
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Nos. 4 and 5 look a bit big for fifteen. |
A joint 3rd, hey! Something tells me only four entered. |
HOLIDAY PRINCESS |
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Two of the winners seem better dressed for 'Miss She'. |
Now that's more like it. |
Pictured: STEVE HACKWORTH (Compere), with the band members from PYRAMID |
[Captions by 'A.J' Marriot]
With thanks to STEVE HACKWORTH for sharing these unique photos.
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