BUTLINS SKEGNESS 1980

Two typical line-ups for the 'Bouncing Baby' Competition. Or, as we used to call it:
'The Baby who can eat most of the number card inside 15 minutes.'

The idea of the 'Dad & Lad' competition was to find the son who looked most like his father,
which didn't give much of a chance to the sons of the men with beards and moustaches.

Martin wisely jumps out of the way of a pack of stampeding
donkeys, after telling the jockeys to get their asses in gear.

Two donkeys, two jockeys, two owners, and three posers
[Redcoats L-R: Martin Kelleher, Gordon, Drew]

The Lovely Legs Competition - where extra points
were given to the ladies who showed you their navel.

Two of the winners weren't even showing their knees
- much less their legs.
[Redcoats L-R: Debbi, Martin, Les, Vonni]

MISS SHE competition - where the winner was the 'best-dressed lady.'

[Redcoats L-R: Brian, Les, Martin, guest pro. footballer (name, please??]

The MOTHER and CHILD competition - where the winner was
the mother who could get her child to stand still for more than 30 seconds.

The line-up of Winners in the HOLIDAY PRINCESS.
(Please note that the person in shorts is not one of the contestants.)

A more formal line-up of winners of the
HOLIDAY PRINCESS competition.