SUNDAY
IS
FUNDAY
.Saturday
was a strange day. This was the day when
a great number of the forty Redcoats at Skegness were given their
day-off.
The rest were there just to meet and greet arrivals, and point them in
the
right direction. There was no affinity with the punters. They could
bump
into you two or three times from arrival to getting to their chalet,
but
wouldn't recognise that you were the same Redcoat they'd spoken to a
little
earlier. To them you were 'someone in a red coat.'
Come
Sunday morning, when the guests had found
their bearings, it was time to grab them, and inject them with enough
energy
to last the week. Firstly, it was off to Children's Theatre to enrol
the
kids in the Beaver Club, after which they escorted over to the Princes
Ballroom
for some Fun & Games with Uncle Ray & Aunty Eve.

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PRINCES BALLROOM - where all the
games, competitions, and dances shown here took place.
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When you have
to inject your audience with energy,
you do it by demonstrating your own energy.
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Here we see
Aunty Eve doing just that by performing a Highland
fling, to the accompaniment of Uncle Ray on harmonica.
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Here's me
doing stage security, just in case the kids
storm the stage!
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And if you
were wondering just how many kids there were -
now you know.
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At ten-forty-five, those adults in the "I'm on
holiday, and I'm going to join in everything" mood were also herded
into
the Princes Ballroom for "Meet the Redcoats." Here the team was out in
force,
with the large contingency of General Duty Redcoats (GD Reds),
backed-up
by the Lifeguard Redcoats, and reinforced by the Revue Dancers from the
Gaiety
Theatre. (It was a part of the girls' contract that they do fifteen
hours
Redcoat duties to pay for their on-site accommodation.) They were
deliberately
put on Reception duties on the Saturday so that the arriving male
population
were more than pleasantly surprised to see the stunning array of
attractive girls
in the Red ranks. The single males must have spent the rest of the week
wondering
where their dream date had gone, as it was only supervising the odd one
or
two children's competitions that the girls would be temporarily sighted
in
Reds during the rest of the week.

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ANDREA (dancer), yours
truly, ALAN (Redcoat I/C),
COLETTE (dancer), DOUGIE AULD (lifeguard), PAT (dancer).
The Sunday morning 'Meet the Reds' was boosted by the inclusion of the
dancers from the Resident Revue Show.
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Over one-thousand guests would be in the ballroom,
out of which the Compere would invite thirty-two couples to come onto
the
dance floor to participate in the games. Guests too nervous or too shy
to
volunteer were "encouraged" by marauding gangs of Redcoats who would
bodily
manhandle any reluctant "volunteer" into the games area.

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One of the
games involved everybody in the team crouching down,
and the one at the back running down the line over them. Those with
short legs, or who weren't deemed quick enough, were 'assisted.'
Pictured: Alan J Marriot -
Norman Cox (Chief Redcoat)
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Over one-hour of non-stop audience participation
was then run, at a manic pace, with high energy input from the
Redcoats,
and an equal amount of over-the-top activity from those anxious to be
labelled
as 'good sports' or 'characters.'.
When you've
been spun round several times with your head resting on a putting
stick,
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Going
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Going
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Gone!
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Top Left: Sue Wheat - Alan J
Marriot - Tony Jones (Head Lifeguard)
Pictured Bottom Left: Alan J Marriot - Colette (Dancer)
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Pictured Top Right: Alan J Marriot - Pat
(Dancer)
Bottom Right: Paula Manchester - Alan J Marriot - Sue Wheat
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Games included two teams racing to pass a football
down-the-line, between their legs; a similar game where they had to sit
down
behind each other and pass the ball over their heads; running down the
line
over everybody's crouching form; piggy-back racing; being spun around
with
their head resting on a putting stick until they were too dizzy to run
back
to their team in a straight line; and couples being asked personal and
probing
questions about each other - which, if they failed to answer, led to
them
being eliminated..
When it
came to the Piggy-Back Race, equality for women really came into its
own.
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Pictured: Alan J Marriot
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Pictured: Alan J Marriot - Steve Johnson
- Lynne
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Eventually,
just four couples were left. The man
would sit on his partner's knee, and serenade her with the song If
You
Were the Only Girl in the World, after which just one couple was
chosen
as the winner. And what did they get for all their troubles? Why - a
round
of applause.

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Encouraging the last four
couples to sing "If You
Were the Only Girl in the World."
This photo is from 1972, as I coudn't find one from 1973 showing this part of the games.
Pictured:
Nat
King, Paul ?? (Compere), DDDave Roberts, Viv (??), Steve, Jim
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The
whole thing ended with all the participants
being recalled and asked to pray for good weather. They had to kneel
down
on the dancefloor and rest their head on their hands. The Redcoats
would
walk around checking that they weren't peeking. All the time, the
Redcoats
were packing up to leave. When the mic's and equipment were safely
packed
away the Redcoats would sneak off. Eventually the bewildered praying
mass
would lift their heads and look around to see what was going on. They
were
met by roars of laughter from the few remaining guests.
After
a Sunday-roast dinner, it was back into
the Princes Ballroom for the biggest competition of the week - the Holiday
Princess. Entrants were encouraged to wear bathing costumes, so the
competition was always well attended. However, most entrants didn't
come
prepared, and were frogmarched in line, wearing their day clothes.
There
were the odd few girls, however, who were lured to the site by the
temptation
of winning a free week's holiday - when they would come back for the
final
- plus, I think, a car for the ultimate "All Camps Winner" - and these
girls
really stood out. .

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As if it
wasn't embarrassing enough for this girl to be the only one in
swimwear, the Compere
then subjects her to inviting me to come and look at the 'little hairs
in her navel.' Poor thing!
Pictured: Alan J Marriot - Jude O' Neil (Camp Compere)
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Following the crowning of 'Beauty, the 'beasts'
would be unleashed in the form of male entrants for the Knobbly
Knees
competition. These were subjected to all sorts of humiliating antics -
from
behaving like Tarzan, to mimicking his chimp. Compensation came in the
form
of being judged by the girls who came in the top three of the Holiday
Princess competition, with the eventual winner receiving the title
and
a kiss from the winning girl - her first 'duty' of the
week..

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Entering the
Knobby Knees competition wasn't exactly the best way to impress anyone,
but there was never any shortage of volunteers.
Pictured: Alan J Marriot -
Sylvia
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Meanwhile, over at the outdoor North Pool, the
Swimming Gala was in full swing - with fun events and competitive races
for
all ages, organised by the Redcoat Lifeguards.
Immediately
after the evening meal, eighteen-hundred
guests were herded into the Gaiety Theatre, to watch a full-blown
Variety
Show. These weren't the Resident Entertainers, but professional acts
from
Clubland, brought in for just that one night. Amongst those in 1973
where
guitarist Ken Taylor - whose most memorable piece was The James
Bond
Theme; Charlie Cairoli - the famous Blackpool Tower Circus clown,
with
Jimmy Buchanan; The Patton Brothers; comedian Ray
Fell, with his catchphrase: "So we danced for a
while";
and Billy Dainty - eccentric dancer and 'gross' comedian. If you can
remember
any others, please let me know.
An
hour-and-a-quarter later, eighteen-hundred
guests were rushed out of the theatre, and another eighteen-hundred
rushed
in, for the second house. Afterwards, everyone met up in the Princes
Ballroom,
where the Redcoats were again out in force to drive the guests through
the
party dances such as The Slosh (three or four times a night) to
the tune of Daniel Boone's song Beautiful Sunday or Knock
Three
Times, by Tony Orlando and Dawn; plus March of the Mods;
and The Conga - played by the big-band sounds of Val Merrall
& his
Orchestra. At midnight, everybody staggered home, happy but exhausted,
having
had a brilliant day..

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When the Val
Merrall Orchestra played Joe Loss's The
March of the Mods the
whole
dance floor would be filled
with dancers, in lines, arranged in the form
of spokes in a wheel.
Pictured: Alan J
Marriot
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'Get them on
the Sunday, and you've got them
for the week,'
was Billy
Butlin's motto, and how right he
was.
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